De beste tweets van God I

God@TheTweetOfGod·14 dec. 2015
I’m going to reduce My carbon footprint by destroying mankind.

God@TheTweetOfGod·11 jan. 2016
David Bowie was the God I always wanted to be.

God@TheTweetOfGod·26 sep. 2017
This is the alternate universe other universes warn their kids about.

God@TheTweetOfGod·9 jan. 2018
No matter what happens, always remember: I could not care less.

God@TheTweetOfGod·21 jan. 2018
At this point I’m just like, whatever.

God@TheTweetOfGod·1 mrt. 2018
Happy 24th birthday to My beloved son @justinbieber. Hang in there, Justin! Only nine more years till crucifixion!

God@TheTweetOfGod·27 mrt. 2018
I had an #AppleEvent once and it ended very poorly.

God@TheTweetOfGod·12 mei 2018
#Eurovision always makes Me feel like I made one continent too many

God@TheTweetOfGod·19 mei 2018
I’m sick and tired of saving the Queen. #RoyalWedding

God@TheTweetOfGod·11 jul. 2018
I’m not pro-life. In fact if you know My track record I’m far more pro-death.

God@TheTweetOfGod·27 dec. 2018
Sometimes I watch you in the shower.

God@TheTweetOfGod.25 dec. 2019
If you believe Jesus was born tomorrow, you were born yesterday.